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    • 9115 posts
    July 5, 2017 3:56 AM PDT

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly

    #PRF #MakeUsLOL #Communitymatters

    https://www.pantheonmmo.com/content/forums/topic/6524/how-good-are-you-at-captions

    • 1468 posts
    July 5, 2017 4:30 AM PDT

    The song "Ice Ice Baby" was removed from the soundtrack.

    • 151 posts
    July 5, 2017 4:46 AM PDT
    Jumping onto ledges is no longer a slippery endeavor.

    Shoe Goo has been removed from the supply merchant.
    • 77 posts
    July 5, 2017 6:01 AM PDT

    Cromulent said:

    The song "Ice Ice Baby" was removed from the soundtrack.

    And was replaced with 'It's raining men'

    • 624 posts
    July 5, 2017 6:28 AM PDT

    Kilsin said:

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly

    ...she or he now moonwalks instead (a certain rogue requested more flair)


    This post was edited by Kumu at July 5, 2017 6:29 AM PDT
    • 267 posts
    July 5, 2017 6:44 AM PDT

    Kilsin said:

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly

    Players should now be able to "stick the landing" after jumping off a ledge. Olympic judges are said to be upset at this development and are deducting additional points off a players score for falling greater distances. 

    • 208 posts
    July 5, 2017 8:01 AM PDT

    Much to the chargrin of the Union of Cobblers(UC) and their livelyhood, we have decided to limit the choices of jumping from a ledge to only two:  Either jumping off whole-heartedly or not jumping off.  There wil be no more sliding or rappeling down ledges/drop offs.  The community of tradeskillers on the other hand does not have a sole representative we can talk to about this decision.

     

    Edited for spelling because not everyone can understand Monkspeech


    This post was edited by Sogotp at July 5, 2017 8:02 AM PDT
    • 523 posts
    July 5, 2017 8:37 AM PDT

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly.  Judges give a standing ovation...to those that survived.  

    • 172 posts
    July 5, 2017 8:53 AM PDT
    The 'skidmarks' debuff will no longer be applied after falling from great heights allowing the player to keep their underwear slot equipped.
    • 3237 posts
    July 5, 2017 9:14 AM PDT

    We have been monitoring the slippery slope of slipperiness that can be associated with just about every feature or mechanic in the game.  To prevent future debates on hardcore vs casual, forced vs optional, and fun vs monotonous, we have removed the slippery slide effect from falling.


    This post was edited by oneADseven at July 5, 2017 9:15 AM PDT
    • 200 posts
    July 5, 2017 10:00 AM PDT

    "You know the nearer your destination...the more you're no longer slip sliding away"

                                                                                             -Simon and Gnomefunkle

    • 38 posts
    July 5, 2017 12:37 PM PDT

    After falling from a height players will no longer slide, we found that giving the denizens of Terminus the ability to convert gravitational potential energy at will a little odd.

    • 264 posts
    July 5, 2017 3:41 PM PDT

    To prevent sliding after a fall,  we have solicited help from our old friend Antaeus. He has given us some pointers on how to remain stable upon contact with earth; However we had to agree to no bear hugs. We decided to keep the bear hugs and just use glue.

    Note: Added Inability to move after a fall to bug list.

    • 19 posts
    July 5, 2017 6:59 PM PDT

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly. (Parkour innate AA - Nerfed)

    • 189 posts
    July 5, 2017 7:07 PM PDT

    Someone thought this was Mario Kart and put a bunch of banana peels all over the place; they have been removed so player landing from a drop off ledge no longer slides along briefly.

    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a banana peel... Or not.

    • 151 posts
    July 5, 2017 9:45 PM PDT
    Wards have been added to all ledges to prevent birds from nesting.
    • 724 posts
    July 5, 2017 11:15 PM PDT

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly. We're still examining the sudden death that happens now instead...

    • 839 posts
    July 6, 2017 12:18 AM PDT

    Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly because Tony Hawk called and wants his game back!!

    • 159 posts
    July 6, 2017 4:48 AM PDT

    Kilsin said:

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly

    #PRF #MakeUsLOL #Communitymatters

    https://www.pantheonmmo.com/content/forums/topic/6524/how-good-are-you-at-captions

    - Increased the friction coefficient of ground surfaces so that players landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slide along briefly. Because of conservation of momentum, they will now topple over face-first on the ground.

    • 175 posts
    July 6, 2017 7:37 AM PDT

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly... unless they were pushed by Kilsin!

    -- OR --

    - Bat guano cleaned from all ledges... Player landing from a drop will no longer slide along briefly.

    -- OR --

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly... they may require a second push.

    • 429 posts
    July 6, 2017 9:55 AM PDT

    Archaen said:

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly... unless they were pushed by Kilsin!

    -- OR --

    - Bat guano cleaned from all ledges... Player landing from a drop will no longer slide along briefly.

    -- OR --

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly... they may require a second push.

     

    Really like the bat guano one .

    • 278 posts
    July 6, 2017 12:36 PM PDT

    As we gave the Monk's the famous "Finger break" ability we bought from Wizards (D&D creator) the Monk's now treathen with quiting the game as every one can slide some and not only the famous finger break class we was forced to remove sliding from the game. This lead to an implimitation of a code sequence we named "Splat" for every class except Monk class, this invole some high sound and blood running down your screen.We hope the monk's will rethink and rejoin the game after this decision.

    • 2138 posts
    July 7, 2017 4:47 AM PDT

    Keldaria said:

    Kilsin said:

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly

    Players should now be able to "stick the landing" after jumping off a ledge. Olympic judges concerned. 

     

    heh I like this one.

    • 142 posts
    July 7, 2017 5:58 AM PDT

    - Player landing from a drop off a ledge no longer slides along briefly

     

    Goonie's Inc. has ceased production of the ever popular "Slick Shoe" due to too many bruised bottoms and whoopsies.

    • 94 posts
    July 7, 2017 7:28 PM PDT

    A player that lands from a drop off a ledge finds that he no longer has briefs if he slides at all.