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    • 77 posts
    June 27, 2017 8:28 PM PDT

    Fixed foot issues with Golems that were creating excessive friction on the ground resulting in devs smelling what the rock is cooking.

     

    In other patch notes:

    Informed elves that the Lucent tree and clothes drier cannot be used at the same time, it causes the power to cut out.
     

    • 523 posts
    June 27, 2017 11:45 PM PDT

    - Fix golem foot placement issues while moving.  Excessive gnome punting believed to have caused the discrepency.  

    • 94 posts
    June 29, 2017 5:35 PM PDT

    Realized that golem foot placement issues while moving were due to not moving both feet.

    • 200 posts
    July 5, 2017 10:27 AM PDT

    Golems have kicked off their blues and Sunday shoes resulting in control their footloose issues.

    • 19 posts
    July 5, 2017 7:02 PM PDT

    - Fix golem foot placement issues while moving. (No longer affected by rag-doll physics or cloth simulation)

    • 542 posts
    July 11, 2017 4:43 AM PDT

    No time to take the weight of the legs while attending a golem's foot

    • 3016 posts
    July 18, 2017 3:21 PM PDT

    Fix Golem foot placement issues...pidgeon toed wasn't working well. 

    • 5 posts
    August 8, 2017 3:40 PM PDT

    Golems now remember how to walk

    • 220 posts
    August 9, 2017 10:23 PM PDT

    Swag removed from Golem sub routines in an effort to cut down on spontaneous dancing and more crucially, accidental punting.  Still no definitive information on whether or not breeding potential has been effected as a result.  However, a group of activists calling themselves the Golem Liberation Front have begun disrupting operations.  So far their efforts have resulted in limited to no impact as their offensives come to an abrupt and inexplicable halt at every interval of 4:19.  Initial reports remain highly positive moving forward.