A while back there was a post here about the importance of character names and how some people might decide whether or not to group/interact with someone based on their name alone. I've seen a few witty character names in my day, for the most part I don't mind as long as they aren't offensive or full of symbols. Anyway, this reminded me of some witty names used on one of my favorite shows, Car Talk, a weekly NPR radio program where two brothers, Clik and Clak, offer their experience to callers with vehicle problems. They only get around to about 7 or so calls per show because they spend most of their time making jokes and laughing it up, their laughs are infectious. At the end of the show they read through their staff credits and sneak in a few that are made up. I've selected some I thought were pretty good to share here.
Accounts Payable Administrator - Imelda Czechs
Alternative Fuel Consultant - Amanda Livering-Cole
Anger Management Coach - Kirsten Hollered
Arbitration Expert - Viola Fuss
Bad Joke Interpreter - Nadia Geddit
Broadway Reviewer - Ike and Stan Musicals
Caffeine Addiction Counselor - Bruno Moore
Chief Accountant - Candace B. Rittenoff
Chief Negotiator - Bernadette Bridge
Complaint Line Operator - Levon Hold
Credit Counselor - Max Stout
Customer Car Care Representative - Haywood Jabuzoff
Defense Attorney - Donnatella Dicoppas
Director of Delicate Electronics Repair - Anita Hammer
Director of Guaranteed Repeat Business - Lucinda Boltz
Downsizing Consultant - Candace Guy
PowerPoint Producer - Boris Tadeff
Race Team Driver - Andy Zoff
Reincarnation Expert - Diana Comeback
Route Planner - Oliver D. Map
The full list is much longer and can be found here - http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits